We've got your morning reading covered.Axelle is prostitute who is pimped to various men by her main man Jean Claude(French Businessman).She did not mind serving her customers from the front or from behind.The use of condoms during her encounter was the allowed as it brings more money to the table for her and her main man.She has been doing this job for quite a while and was used to this.The shocking part of it is that,Axelle is a 24 year old girl with a Formal Training Certificate in Esthetics and Beauty.Why a young lady in her age would wish for fast cash is the question many people are asking.Īccording to report Axelle met her pimping Boss,Jean Claude on the Internet in October 2011.They had a normal chat like every other person would have when chatting with a stranger.
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Related: 27 Facts About The 27 Club Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter! For that I thank you, my publisher thanks you, and the ghost of my severed horse-cock thanks you. A tantalizing mystery that I believe can only be solved through vaginal penetration and my own crippling fear of commitment.īy purchasing this memoir, you've seen beyond the tyranny of facts and allowed me to penetrate the moist, gaping vagina that is your mind with a rock hard 27-inch horse-cock of partially embellished semi-truth. I may have lost 21 inches, but I've won something far more valuable - an understanding of the common, just slightly above-average cocked man.
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But please keep in mind that at 6 inches, my cock is still a full half-inch over the 5.5 inch national average and as such I feel the horse-cockian point of view that' defined my life hasn't changed.
Continue Reading Belowįor many of my fans this revelation may be upsetting. That unavoidable error caused 9 inches to be sliced off my horse-cock. Unfortunately, a sudden gust of desert wind threw off the knife' rotation as it dropped and my horse-cock grabbed it by the blade instead of the handle. Feinting left, I deflected his thrust, dropped my knife and caught it in mid-air with my horse-cock. But my foe was unaware that my horse-cock has the flexibility and strength of a prehensile tail. We were both stripped nude and given butterfly knives, as is the Iranian custom. But to save my squadron I was forced to duel with Iran' crazed President, Mamoud Ahmadinejad. You see, I was on a top-secret diplomatic mission in Tehran when my squadron was captured and tortured - mostly getting slathered with honey and pelted with wasp nests, nothing unmanageable. The encounter will be documented on Ashlee' next album, in the song "My Vagina, Your Abattoir".Īt the time, this wasn't a problem - after all, anything above 16 inches technically qualifies as a horse-cock, so I had a good 3 inches of leeway.īut then I got into a knife-fight with the President of Iran. Unfortunately, three events have happened recently that force me to approach these once baseless claims with more delicacy. I would've simply unzipped my fly and dropped my 27-inch horse-cock onto the shoes of my accuser. Until six months ago, I wouldn't have even dignified this spurious claim with a verbal response. The accusation is this - that I do not in fact have a 27-inch horse-cock. It' perhaps the most serious one because it challenges the foundation on which my entire life is built. History and the 43 individual lawsuits I'm currently facing.īut there is one truly vile accusation that I simply can't ignore by burying my head in a pillow stuffed with mescaline. Let me just say this in my defense - I guess I remember things differently. The New York Times has published extensive refutations of 322 of the 325 pages of Horse-Cock, citing hundreds of eyewitnesses who vehemently disagree with my interpretation of the events described.
Condemning it isn't just attacking my writing - it' attacking my life itself. Horse-Cock is a memoir, the true story of my life. In recent months, some particularly vicious critics have challenged the truth of my best-selling memoir, Horse-Cock: A Life In 27 Inches. Forward to the Revised Second Edition of Horse-Cock: A Life In 27 Inches
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